I went to the Kalamazoo Prep String Orchestra concert this afternoon to see Joshua Macdonald play his cello. Mother qvnhrtz and sister Renee along with Debbers T were with me in the audience. The required dress was the standard white shirt/black pants or skirt penguin outfit. Joshua's clothes stayed on mostly straight through out the performance. His group, while still having a way to go, played reasonably well. Sometimes the bows moved the same way at the same time.
The highlight was after the show when a Teenage Mutant Ninja Cellist ran across the parking lot with a multi-thousand dollar instrument on his back. The instrument seems to have survived. Whether boy survived mother's wrath I have not yet determined.